bike related group names

[The Llama]

been playing around with some of the more minor touches to the site.

Want to have some bike related group names... and colors to match.

Here's what I got so far... anything you guys think would be cool/funny? let me know!

0-4 Posts - Off the bike    and this Color in the list at the bottom of the home page.
5-9 Posts - Granny Geared    and this Color in the list at the bottom of the home page.
10-49 posts - Pedal head   and this Color in the list at the bottom of the home page.
50-249 - Heavy pedal     and this Color in the list at the bottom of the home page.
250 - 499 Golden Pedals    and this Color in the list at the bottom of the home page.
500- 999 hero Pedals     and this Color in the list at the bottom of the home page.
1000+ Pedal God   and this Color in the list at the bottom of the home page.


I know this is just goofy crap... but it's fun     Let me know whatcha all think

[Cycle Snack]

I'd segment more like
0 to 100 Granny Gear,
101 to 250 Middle Ring,
251 to 500 Mother Hucker or XC Weenie,
501 to 1000 Hammer God,
1001 to 5000 Life behind Bars

[The Llama]

ya, I thought about more of a spread, but we're not a high post count site (yet anyway) with only a few day to day areas so I wanted to make people feel more a part of the site, not that anyone really notices these types of thing,      but it helps make you feel a part of the community, which is what I'm pushing for.

[cracker]

I'd segment more like
0 to 100 Granny Gear,
101 to 250 Middle Ring,
251 to 500 Mother Hucker,
501 to 1000 Hammer Head,
1001 to 5000 Life behind the H-Bars

I like this set up!  I edited it a little.  A better spacing will entice people to post more and therefore visit more.  JM2C!

ANd if you want me to be part of the community............I work for beer!!!

[Cycle Snack]

Splain "H" bars?

[The Llama]

hmmm how about
1-9 (this gets them feeling like they have accomplished something earlier)
10-50
50-199
200-499
500-1500
1501 and up...

[The Llama]

Splain "H" bars?

ya cracker splain!! 

[hooples3]

1-9 seems useless though.. jeesh a spammer can get through that

[The Llama]

1-9 seems useless though.. jeesh a spammer can get through that

hmm ya i guess... though i have spammers pretty well blocked now!!   
 how about ...
1-24 - Tricycle rider
25-99 - Granny Geared
100-249 - Middle Ringer
250-499 - Heavy Pedal- er
500-1499- Hammer Head (though isn't this kinda played on all bike sites?   )
1500 4999.. - the Caped Biker
5000 and up  - Rides the golden bike
 

[hooples3]

rides the golden bike reminds me of rides the golden banana which reminds of something not so good

[Cycle Snack]

I like the idea of the smaller segments on the initial stages but I think you need to go 500, 1000, 2000+ as you get higher and higher.

[The Llama]

rides the golden bike reminds me of rides the golden banana which reminds of something not so good

hmmmm    not sure if i should laugh or not     I will probably change it way before someone gets that high.

[Cycle Snack]

hmmmm    not sure if i should laugh or not     I will probably change it way before someone gets that high.

Took me 4 years to hit 6K posts on Crankfire.  I think you have time to change your mind.

[The Llama]

hmmmm    not sure if i should laugh or not     I will probably change it way before someone gets that high.

Took me 4 years to hit 6K posts on Crankfire.  I think you have time to change your mind.

ya.. you better get a move on here... you just got demoted to granny gear!!  LOLOLOLOL     

[Cycle Snack]

Holy cow!